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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

daggerpen:

katthekonqueror:

fuck-me-barnes:

zeezoutenijs:

Sooo one of my mom’s colleagues and her kids went missing a few days ago, and like we didn’t know she was missing until we saw a missing notice posted on Facebook

… She’s not actually missing tho, she’s in hiding….

I wish I’d had an adderall addiction in high school. Then maybe I would have gotten into an Ivy League.
Junior CS major at a top tier public university (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

People who romanticize addiction are absolute scum.

youmightbeamisogynist:

backofthebookshelf:

th3skinny:

re-cover-ed:

“Fat acceptance” blogs urging overweight people to shed negative feelings about their body image can lead to healthier diet and exercise choices, a study has found.

The fat acceptance movement, which seeks to foster a support…

Imagine that! Treating people like PEOPLE fosters positive feelings of confidence, support, and self-esteem, which leads to positive lifestyles and improved physical and mental health.

Wow go figure! Encouraging people to love their bodies encourages them to care about their bodies and even their health if their health is struggling due to (controllable, rather than issues which cause uncontrollable weight shifts) their weight? Telling people they are actually people lets them love themselves and allows them to realize that they should shoot for healthy lifestyles if they’re doing it out of self-love rather than out of self-loathing for the sake of an extremely narrow standard of beauty???

TREATING PEOPLE LIKE PEOPLE LETS THEM LOVE THEMSELVES AND CREATE A POSITIVE OUTLOOK AND CAUSES POSITIVE CHANGE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO CHANGE OUT OF LOVE FOR THEMSELVES?!?!!????

Well I’ll be damned. Treating people like human beings has a much higher chance of resulting in them making positive changes out of love for themselves rather than out of hatred and fear of judgement and the feeling of moral inferiority we for some reason push on them.


Go figure man. Treating people like people and not objects open to your body policing or sense of superiority for whatever assholeish reason has positive outcomes!

assdownloader:

if you defend cops you defend sexual assault and racist violence, no exceptions