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panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

I can’t imagine a man being so stupid he can’t find his lady’s clit. Seriously. Even with all the variation in appearance of a vagina overall, not being able to find that is hardcore full-dumbass stuff right there. Back when I was single, I probably would have walked out of a room if I was sleeping with someone who couldn’t find it. Even my first ex boyfriend didn’t have that much issue, even being nightmarish-ly horrific in bed. He was bad. But still managed to figure out DERP TOUCH THIS MAKE FEEL GOOD.

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

I can’t imagine a man being so stupid he can’t find his lady’s clit. Seriously. Even with all the variation in appearance of a vagina overall, not being able to find that is hardcore full-dumbass stuff right there. Back when I was single, I probably would have walked out of a room if I was sleeping with someone who couldn’t find it. Even my first ex boyfriend didn’t have that much issue, even being nightmarish-ly horrific in bed. He was bad. But still managed to figure out DERP TOUCH THIS MAKE FEEL GOOD.

not-that-kind-of-chronic:

magik-aimee:

I’m sick, you know I’m sick, but you fucking act like I should be able to run around in circles and hop up and down and be fine, and you get irritated when I complain about not feeling well.

People are tired of me being sick. And you know what?

Fuck them.


You have to listen me complain once…

fuck-fuckity-fuckfuckfuck:

theloveapple:

YES

GODDAMMIT IT’S PERFECT

It’s back on my dashboard again YESSS haha

sydney-rakestraw:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

kapucakes:

Always. No exceptions, period.

There’s so much anon hate on my dash, it makes me mad. I know enough to just delete hate because seriously, it’s from a stranger who barely knows anything about you. Taking their judgement seriously is ridiculous.

But seeing people get hate that…